Hay Bale Hopper Pillows

Scrooge McCow

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Bottle Distillery

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Nature Lovers

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Your shout!"

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.