Bandwagon Hopper Pillows

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Hmm... I wonder what social media-driven bandwagon I can latch onto today..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

My brilliant career

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Your shout!"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

The End of the Worker Bees

"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"It's a jolly drinking song but I can't make it past the first few bars."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

It wasn't just the food, Mitch's Sports Bar had really changed.

A dog at the bar having a drink out of a toilet bowl.

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.