Hay Bale Hopper Prints

Scrooge McCow

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Nature Lovers

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Bottle Distillery

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Next Round Indicator

Sober Tooth Tiger

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Your shout!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.