Having 'the Talk' Pillows

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Men gossiping

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Dialogue

Woman on the phone.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

You can't get what up

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Water cooler talk stations."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Phone Call

'But enough about me...Let's talk about you!'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I handle chatty people for him."