Having Many Children Pillows

"Yeah, my mum never buys individual school photos. With so many of us, it's cheaper to get a group photo..."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Grounded

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Mother Goose Timeshare

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

The unforgiving tree

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"At least she's reading."

Milk sideburns

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"Act your birth order!"

Why you must go to work

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Husband and Child in Pram

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."