Expecting Multiple Children Pillows

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Mother Goose Timeshare

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Use your inside scream."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

The Elephant in the Womb

The unforgiving tree

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Milk sideburns

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'