Expecting Multiple Children Pillows

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Mother Goose Timeshare

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Use your inside scream."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

The Elephant in the Womb

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The unforgiving tree

Uterus: One size fits all.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'