Hauntingly Humorous Pillows

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Zombie standup

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Hellbillies.

Pranking Zombies

Bat out of Hell

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

The lessor of two evils.

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Summer in Hell

'I'm afraid you're going to have to stay with us for a thousand years, but your sins are tax-deductible.'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."