Haunting Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Soul Food

Ghost School.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Frankendumpty'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

"It's nothing to be ashamed of. When I was your age I slept with the nightlight on in my coffin, too."

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

"...An old librarian wearing glasses directed you to the supernatural section?... Well, there was someone fitting your description who worked here once, but..."

That's some scary SHIT!!

.Friends Dug Up & Reunited

"Got Blood?"

Monster in a T-shirt.

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull