Hauler Gifts

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

D.I.Y with dad.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"Remember, when they go low... we observe shareholder value and act accordingly."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'The bad news is that we're only in it for the money.'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Handled all of my own investments

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'