Harmony Paradox Gifts

Tortured by music

They hated me.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I lost the groove."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

A bird tweets along with a musician.

Shooting the Dove of Peace

Happy Everything

Ghost Playing Cello

Musicial Writer

Letter to God

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

What we need more of. . . Love, World Peace, A Uniting of America. . .

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

Cello Saw

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

Finding common ground.

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

Mother Nature has a flower playing a tune.

Classical gas - musician farting music

Peace Escaping From War

Erase the hate.

Stopping War

'You wanted wireless video gaming? You got it. Now, go outside and play.'

Psychic - No future.

Area Of Outstandingly Radioactive Waste