Harmony Paradox Gifts

Tortured by music

They hated me.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I lost the groove."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

A bird tweets along with a musician.

Shooting the Dove of Peace

Happy Everything

Ghost Playing Cello

Letter to God

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

Musicial Writer

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

What we need more of. . . Love, World Peace, A Uniting of America. . .

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

Cello Saw

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

Finding common ground.

Mother Nature has a flower playing a tune.

Stopping War

Peace Escaping From War

Erase the hate.

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

Psychic - No future.

'You wanted wireless video gaming? You got it. Now, go outside and play.'

Area Of Outstandingly Radioactive Waste

"I feel like the only pole vaulter in here."