Friendship Paradox Lover Gifts

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Time for tea and friendship.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

The Meaning of Life

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'One thing you've got to learn about life...you're not going to make many friends.'

"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

Right Against Right.

"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"

Grenadiers

"Eighty percent polyester."

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

Social Networking Sites for the Unemployed

"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'