Harmonious Reader Gifts

How to play violin while reading a book...

Audio Books

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Book Lover

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Heaven

'Pop-up Bible.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Pastoring for Dummies

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Success Without Effort

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

'So, read any good book lately?'

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged