Harmonious Reader Mugs

How to play violin while reading a book...

Audio Books

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The Book Lover

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Heaven

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Pastoring for Dummies

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Success Without Effort

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"I was always afraid to read it before."

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged