Harmonious Adventurer Mugs

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Good game."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"This will be hilarious!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Asking out a palm reader.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Advanced footsie

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Barman In Love.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Shoot For The Moon

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"