Harmonious Adventurer Gifts

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Good game."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"This will be hilarious!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Asking out a palm reader.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Advanced footsie

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Shoot For The Moon

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Barman In Love.