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"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

"Let's see if I can find you something sexy for Valentine's Day."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Bob's DIY Store

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Pick & Buy Online.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

Ebaying at the moon.

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

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