Happy Hour Skipper Gifts

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'