Happy Hour Host Gifts

"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'