Happy Hour Heroes Gifts

"Too much to drink, please."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"