Happy Hour Heroes T-Shirts

"Too much to drink, please."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Infinity Tavern

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'