Happy Hour Skipper Mugs

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

The Reaper's Arms

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Infinity Tavern

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'