Hands-on Learner Gifts

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Balloons Experiment

"I didn't learn any more than she did...and my junk worked!"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Home Schooling'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Education and Apprenticeships

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Pottery

Modern Studying

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Education.

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

The college of my choice.