Modern Day Learner Gifts

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Computer Room.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I did it all from memory.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Balloons Experiment

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Modern Studying

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'