Tech Learner Gifts

'Now that I learned how to use a chalk holder, they switched to a smart board.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

" Now I'm retired - just show me how the video works..."

Computer Literacy Classes for Seniors aka Old School

Computer Room.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"