Tech Learner T-Shirts

'Now that I learned how to use a chalk holder, they switched to a smart board.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

" Now I'm retired - just show me how the video works..."

Computer Literacy Classes for Seniors aka Old School

Computer Room.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"He's my school project for science class."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."