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"Say that again. I open what? Then click on what? Then type in what? Then save to what. . . ?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Modern Studying

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

The Painting Channel

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"I'm on the haywain."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'