Modern Learners Gifts

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

Computer Room.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I did it all from memory.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Modern Studying

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'