Hands-on Learner Pillows

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Balloons Experiment

"I didn't learn any more than she did...and my junk worked!"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Home Schooling'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Pottery

Education.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Modern Studying

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

The college of my choice.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."