Experience Learner Gifts

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

'Home Schooling'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"Well, now we've seen it."

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

We learn by doing

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

University of Hard Knocks

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Moral Values for Dummies

Balloons Experiment

"Travel changed me."

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'