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"We fell for this last time remember..."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

'Home Schooling'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

We learn by doing

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

University of Hard Knocks

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Travel changed me."

Moral Values for Dummies

Balloons Experiment

"Maybe it was really about the journey this whole time."