Interactive Learner Gifts

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Education.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Computer Room.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'I did it all from memory.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Education and Apprenticeships

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Young Galileo

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'