Intuitive Learner Gifts

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'I did it all from memory.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Young Galileo

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Global Education

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

First Piano Lesson

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'