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Sneezing

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Holding hands

"Humans are strange."

D.I.Y with dad.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Where's my glove?'

Lovers

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Hair trigger

'Beware of Dogs.'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

Magic Trick

"My sniffer dog has been up graded."

'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'

"Remodeling? No. Just looking for the remote."