Handkerchief Handlers Mugs

Sneezing

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Holding hands

D.I.Y with dad.

"Humans are strange."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Where's my glove?'

Lovers

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Ask me about my uppercut.

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Hair trigger

'Beware of Dogs.'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'

Magic Trick

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."