Hand-holders Gifts

Lovers

Domestic Superheroes!!

Holding hands

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Damn showdog people!'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

Closet.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"Barking's what I do, it's not who I am."

'I'm in the lead!'

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Ask me about my uppercut.

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.