Hamptons Holidaymaker Gifts

The Annual Hamptons Back to Wall Street Tie Fly

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Ice Cream Tower.

'Did you say psst?.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Snowman buying sun tan oil

Summer

Fake News, 50 cents.

"I hate this time of year..."

"I'm beached body ready."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."