Dave's Hamburger Shop
Hamburgers Gifts
Looking for a gift for a burger lover or someone who adores all things fast food? Our burger-themed collection offers witty and colorful products that capture the playful spirit of this beloved treat. Whether it's for a foodie friend, a family member who can't get enough of greasy goodness, or a humorous gift for yourself, you'll find items that celebrate everyone's favorite greasy pleasure.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
Menu Dating
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"
Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
Nutrition-Free Diet
A boy who loves cows/burgers
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'
"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."
Sisyphus Sawyer
Disease-y Top
'I would kill for a truffle.'
"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."
The mission: Impossible burger.
'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'
'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'
Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.
'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'
'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'
"I 3-D printed my dinner!"
'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe
Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.
NDAs for non VIPs
Big Burgers.
Big Boy Foot
Hamburgers Gifts Collection
Hamburgers Mugs
Explore our collection of burger-themed mugs for a fun, flavor-filled start to every day.
Hamburgers Pillows
Snuggle up with quirky burger pillows that add humor and personality to any decor.
Hamburgers Prints
Decorate your space with lively burger prints that bring fun and flavor to your walls.
Hamburgers T-Shirts
Check out our humorous burger t-shirts—perfect for casual outings and foodie gatherings.