Burgers And Banter Gifts

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Sisyphus Sawyer

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Big Burgers.

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"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Big Boy Foot

NDAs for non VIPs

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

Bank 'n' Burger

Is the key to life great self-awareness or pursuit of external truth? You're probably right. Self-awareness in pursuit of external truth.

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."