Hamburger Lover Gifts

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Beach Barbecue

"Rump roast?"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Back in 5 minutes!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Platter confusion.