Hamburger Lover Pillows

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

Beach Barbecue

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Cow of BEEF

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Platter confusion.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?