Halloween Jokers Pillows

Fall, in summary...

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Macbeth: Take Two

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Ghost puddle

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The following is a paid political announcement.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Photobooth Photobomb

Fancy a pint?

'Needs more kale.'

'You complete me.'

"It was a botched surgery."

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"We pay the living dead wage."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

Candy Corn Dracula

Halloween sculptor

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Witch Doctor