Halloween Jokers Gifts

Fall, in summary...

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Scary stuff

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The following is a paid political announcement.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Photobooth Photobomb

Fancy a pint?

'Needs more kale.'

'You complete me.'

"It was a botched surgery."

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Halloween sculptor

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Candy Corn Dracula

"We pay the living dead wage."