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"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

"You're a barber. Think of your portfolio as a haircut.... in two weeks it will look better."

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."