Haircut Haggler Gifts

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

"You're a barber. Think of your portfolio as a haircut.... in two weeks it will look better."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."