Hair Vixen T-Shirts

"Work with me!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Queen of Quinoa

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Toast at the Ball

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

Square Cut

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Complete Makeover

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

"What's with your hair?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'