Hair Vixen Mugs

"Work with me!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Absolutely not!"

Queen of Quinoa

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Toast at the Ball

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"What's with your hair?"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

Complete Makeover

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.