Hair Diva Mugs

"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Framed Lady

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Cow and Milk

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

How would Madam like to pay?

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lady drinking Champagne.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

A day at the races

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Cats and Dogs.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."