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"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Cow and Milk

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Shower curtain call.

Lady drinking Champagne.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

What female dogs think about their looks.

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

A day at the races

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Cats and Dogs.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."