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'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Wine Lady

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Queen of Quinoa

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Toast at the Ball

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Who's the new guy?'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

Complete Makeover

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Wine is plant-based food."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Work with me!"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

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