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"Spell 'flower.'" "Spell 'onomatopoeia.'" "F-l-o-w-e-r." "This contest is rigged."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Queen of Quinoa

"It's a play on words."

Toast at the Ball

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Complete Makeover

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Roget's Brontosaurus.

When English majors become waiters.

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Work with me!"

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

Dr. Samuel Johnson