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"Spell 'flower.'" "Spell 'onomatopoeia.'" "F-l-o-w-e-r." "This contest is rigged."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"It's a play on words."

Queen of Quinoa

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Toast at the Ball

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Complete Makeover

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Roget's Brontosaurus.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

When English majors become waiters.

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Work with me!"

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

Dr. Samuel Johnson

"Hey guys, this is the only book you need. It contains every word of every book!"