Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Gifts

Cuts on Cuts - Three for Two

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Absolutely not!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Hair club for men.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Perfect.'

It's a windy day!

The four stages of male hair loss.

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

Bad Hair Year

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

Male Mid-Life Myth.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Don King's morning hair.

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

Barber shaves a customer's head.

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

"I know exactly what you want."

Tree Wigs

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."