Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Gifts

Cuts on Cuts - Three for Two

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Absolutely not!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Hair club for men.

'Perfect.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

It's a windy day!

The four stages of male hair loss.

Bad Hair Year

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Male Mid-Life Myth.

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

Barber shaves a customer's head.

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

'International Poodle Contest.'

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

Tree Wigs

"I know exactly what you want."

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"